1939 Marital Rating Scale | Wife’s Chart
July 28th, 2009 | Posted by Taryn | 0 comments
Originally Posted: May 2008
I came across this hilarious (or totally wrong.. depending on how you view it) Marital Rating Scale on boingboing. I painstakingly typed out the Wife’s chart for anyone interested in seeing where they or their wife ranks according to George W. Crane, MD. I copied from the scanned booklet that Tiabla posted on flickr. :D Copy, Paste & Comment!
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Marital Rating Scale
Wife’s Chart
George W. Crane, Ph. D., M.D.
(Copyright 1939)
In computing the score, check the various items under DEMERITS which fit the wife, and add the total. Each item counts one point unless specifically weighted as in the parentheses. Then check the items under MERITS which apply; now subtract the DEMERIT score from the MERIT score. The result is the wife’s raw score. Interpret it according to this table:
Raw Scores Interpretation
0-24……………Very Poor
25-41…………..Poor
42-58…………..Average
59-75…………..Superior
76 and up……….Very Superior
DEMERITS Read the full post… »
1. Slow in coming to bed — delays till husband is almost asleep.
2. Doesn’t like children. (5)
3. Fails to sew on buttons or darn socks regularly.
4. Wears soiled or ragged dresses and aprons around the house.
5. Wears red nail polish.
6. Often late for appointments. (5)
7. Seams in hose often crooked.


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